I’m back from the ocean and the sunshine. I miss you, Pete Marasmitch!

Oh, and you too, PM readers.

But the laundry followed me home. Good thing Wilt shows us how to make it fun. Andrea can learn a thing or two from Wilt’s jump hook, don’t you think?

By the way, still need more LOLRaps. Please send them to me ASAP.

“That’s why I block a lot of shots.” (Getty)

You think it’s so easy for Jamario to stay down on pump fakes? Try it yourself in the King of the Block Tournament.

And here’s a shot for you to master: bank it off the opponent’s head, nothin’ but net. My six-year-old son did it twice.