Fireside Chat with Blaze of Love

In episode two of the now-continuing series of relaxed and informative chats, Pete Marasmitch welcomes Kellex of Blaze of Love, a Portland Trail Blazers blog. Why? Because the Blazers visit our Raptors Sunday afternoon, and the Utah Jazz game tonight is totally irrelevant, amiright?

Pete: How’s the cereal this morning?
Kellex: Oh we go big with a turkey, salami and cheddar sandwich. Never been a big breakfast guy.
Pete: Ah, the morning sandwich. Mostly I end up with a bowl of fruit and granola bars, but I’m more of an Egg McMuffin kinda guy.
Kellex: Solid, I haven’t had one of those in years. Clif Bar makes these magical little snacks called “mojo bars” which are fantastic.
Pete: Don’t think we get that here in Canada, eh?
Kellex: Oh damn!
Pete: Hey, you gotta go easy on me today. I’m still in shock over the Smitch thing.
Kellex: Heh. I thought it would be after the Blazers romped them.
Pete: Ha. Well played. We’ll see come Sunday. So your Blazers…
What’s going on with your backcourt? Is Brandon Roy a 1 or 2?
Kellex: Both? If that’s an answer…
Pete: In the A.I. or D-Wade mold?
Kellex: Down the stretch of games, yes, just like D-Wade. It’s almost like an energy saving tactic…if you let him run the show all game, he wouldn’t be so fascinating in the 4th.

Looks like Anthony Parker will have his hands full again. (Don Ryan/AP)

Pete: And what’s up with Steve Blake and Sergio Rodriguez? Who’s getting more burn now?
Kellex:
That’s another weird battle. At one point Sergio was demanding trades via crazy Spanish agents and then he’s dropping 9 dimes and 0 turnovers and getting a ton of minutes and then the next night, Blake is blowing up from deep, scoring 20+ in back to back nights and earning almost 30 mins a game. You just never know.
Pete: Didn’t know Blake’s got that in him! So, whoever’s got the hot hand?
Kellex: Definitely. Although we’ve been seeing a lot of Rodriguez as a spark at the end of quarters. He and Fernandez together are “electric.”
Pete: Yeah, they’re frying up the YouTubes.
Kellex: And he just keeps adding more.
Pete: Okay, I got a depth chart pulled up over here. B. Roy is the starting SG – or is he? Same with Blake at PG. Who starts? Who gets most minutes where?
Kellex: I think Blake is pulling almost 30 mins now as the starting PG with Roy almost 36 mins at SG. Batum (another of our rookie phenoms) is at the SF and was phenomenal for a while, but has seemed to have hit some sort of rookie wall. Aldridge at the PF and Oden starting now at C.
Pete: Yeah, Batum. I kinda wanted him for the Raps. No worries about his heart now?
Kellex: He seems just fine.
Pete: I guess with the PG battle, there’s not much room for Jerryd Bayless. What’s expected out of him?
Kellex: He’s definitely been left out which is too bad…he is the reigning Vegas summer league MVP. I think for now, he just doesn’t have a spot…not sure if they plan on some trade later this year with Rodriguez or Outlaw to free up space for Bayless or not. He’s fun to watch, but probably should be playing the 2 somewhere.
Pete: Ha, you read my mind. What would you shore up, if you were to trade? SF?

Nicolas Batum and Jerryd Bayless, as discussed. Please ignore Ike Diogu. (Bruce Ely/The Oregonian)

Kellex: A week ago, I was all for the Travis Outlaw trade with the way Batum was playing and the fact that Webster is about to be back…but now Batum is showing his age, and Outlaw is lighting it up from deep. I think for now, I’m still on the “leave Webster on the bench” bandwagon.
Pete: Hmmm. So no chance of Rudy to TO, huh?
Kellex: Hah. I’m going to say no to that one.
Pete: Shoot.
Kellex: He and Bargs battling for skinniest Euro could be scary!
Pete: Hahahaha. Don’t forget Roko.
Kellex: Who is this Roko character? I keep hearing the name, still wondering what’s up.
Pete: He’s the Pete Marasmitch mascot, thankyouverymuch.
Kellex: Hah! Yahoo has one pic, and the stats aren’t burning my eyes…so what’s the inside scoop on him? Funny story?
Pete: Here’s everything you need to know. He’s our backup PG of the future. In the present.
It’s sad that the Raptors have at least 2-3 “what’s up with this guy” players and the Blazers have one. One.
Kellex: True, but Bosh is about to change that for the Raps. So…MVP chatter?
Pete: Oh wait. There’s Shavlik Randolph.
Kellex: Shhhh! We don’t admit that we have Dukies on the team.

Welcome to “Shav Country,” which is apparently left of Sean-Dockerytown. (truthaboutduke.com)

Pete: Fair enough. What’s your MVP list?
Kellex: LeBron is quickly distancing himself from everyone including Mr. Bryant. Bosh in there at 3rd or 4th in a close matchup with Roy.
Pete: Let’s see how Boshy does the rest of the way (any more 40 pt games in him?). And what about Chauncey? He on the list?
Kellex: Hard to put Chauncey on the list even though his presence in Denver has definitely been felt. He just doesn’t carry that “Nash” factor which is needed for PG’s to win an MVP award.
Pete: Don’t remind me of Steve. Poor, poor guy. He supposedly has the flu. I think he has a broken heart. Or suffocated in a sandwich bag.
Full circle!
Kellex: Hah. His presence on the bench is not fitting nicely on my fantasy team. Let’s just leave it at that.
Pete: You got him too, eh? Luckily, I also got JET.
Kellex: And your boy J. O’Neal.
Pete: Condolences.
Kellex: Yeah it’s been rough…Yao, T-Mac, Nash, O’Neal…all injured.
Pete: You got Yao and T-Mac too?! You poor man.
Kellex: Yes…speaking of O’Neal, what’s the deal? Is he fitting in? Too injured? Too weenie? Too…former JailBlazer?
Pete: Not at all. He’s been awesome. I think he’s been a huge difference maker to Bargnani. Bargs has become way more defensively … useful. I think he’s been watching and training with JO a lot, and it’s rubbing off. But JO still needs to look after his knees.
Kellex: Hell yes he does…I need 15 and 10 from him every night!
Pete: He can do that. Plus a couple blocks. He just needs to leave the knee brace on. And Coach Triano has to have a good bigs rotation. I think he will.
Kellex: Triano…the sort-of-newbie? Used to coach Team Canada?
Pete: That’s right. Apparently, he’s been with us for 7 years. He’s survived a few Raptors coaching regimes. Hired by Grunwald, if I’m not mistaken.

Nash and Triano. I’m all about hitting two birds with one stone. (from SFU.ca)

Kellex: Well, nice to see him get his chance then. Good luck to that. Raptors were due for a big change, don’t you think?
Pete: I hope so. But they’ve had a big turnaround since BC arrived. Gotta recognize that.
Do we have enough time to squeeze in some GOde talk?
Kellex: Definitely. What you got?
Pete: What do you think: superstar? dominator? whelming? underwhelming? You heard what Bill Simmons said?
Kellex: I heard what Bill said…I tend to agree for the most part. The thing is, the guy is so young and hasn’t played in a year. It’s not like he’s going to come out and dominate the world. For me, it’s the intensity and the “look” in his eyes. I don’t see anything fierce or fiery…as a fan I want him to WANT to be a beast and I don’t see it yet.
Pete: You think he’ll reach that D-How swagger level? Or is it just not in him?
Kellex: Not in him. I hope I’m wrong but I don’t see it. He’ll be a force, but on a passive level. One night you’ll get 20 boards and the next you’ll probably get 6.
Pete: Ah, kinda Bosh-like.
Kellex: Nah, don’t give GO that much credit.
Pete: You don’t think he’s Franchise material?
Kellex: Not at all…Brandon Roy is the franchise and Oden will hopefully be a key piece to take them to championships. I don’t see him as ever being the dominant force that people had envisioned, but that’s OK. The Blazers need him to be a defensive animal, which he will be, and score 12-15 points a game, which he also will do.
Pete: I’d be happy with that.
Hey, Knicks in 2010 – LeBron, D-Wade and Bosh? The new Big Three?
Kellex: I hope so! Not that I want the Knicks to be winning multiple chips, but it would be exciting for the world to see. Isn’t the major goal to make the NBA bigger than the NFL?
Pete: Yes! Yes! YES!!

Three-fer! Please ignore Amare. I did in my fantasy draft. (from ESPN.com)

Who would be the new Knicks’ Rondo and Perk?
Kellex: I think D’Antoni actually likes Duhon for whatever reason; the system fits his game … 22 assists the other night and then another 12 or so against the Blazers.
Pete: But can he shoot?
Kellex: Well no…although he did light it up against Portland. Maybe his Duke-ness is wearing off or something.
Pete: “Duhon …. I can see your Duke-ness.”
Kellex: Hah! Exactly.
Pete: On that note, let’s douse the fire.
Kellex: Predictions?
Pete: Raptors 133 – Blazers 132 (2OT)
Kellex: Solid. I’m going Blazers by 7. Seven seems like a lucky number to people and we were lucky enough to grab Brandon Roy who, of course, wears number 7.
What are we pouring on this fire? Sam Mitchell Gatorade?
Pete: Calderon bobbleheads? Egg McMuffins?
Kellex: That’ll work.
Pete: Thanks for dropping by, Kellex.
Kellex: Thanks for having me!

Posted on December 5th, 2008 by Jeff W
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4 Comments a “Fireside Chat with Blaze of Love”

  1. And One says:

    Et tu, Marasmitch?

  2. Jeffrey Manuel Wong says:

    Just talking about news and rumors, And One. I’m as much for LeBron leaving Cleveland as I am for Bosh leaving Toronto.

  3. DV says:

    “Et tu, Marasmitch?”

    Hahaha… awesome.

    Naturally, being a Knicks fan, I hope we get both LBJ and Bosh. Just saying.

    Great work, JW… err, Marasmitch. Glad you’re still doing your thing.

  4. RJM says:

    Nice chat guys!!!

    The skinniest euro… I had a lot of laughs with that!

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